Heres a lttle ditty....

Oh my god the sun is shining! if that is not enough to make you smile try reading this..
Found this piece of advice in The Perpetual Almanack, an indispensable tool!

Cut nails on a Monday, cut them for health

Cut them on a Tuesday, cut them for wealth

Cut them on a Wednesday, cut them for news

Cut them on a Thursday, a pair of new shoes

Cut them on a Friday, cut them for sorrow

Cut them on a Saturday, see your true love tomorrow

But cut them on a Sunday, your safety seek

For old Nick'll have you the rest of the week!